An Open Letter to God

Dear God,

I know we were in a drought. I know that lots of us prayed for rain. Funny how it seems that you've answere all those prayers for rain all at once! It's pouring again and dark outside at 1:20 in the afternoon. It's been this way for days, and it's just getting silly. I need galoshes to walk through my yard and a boat to get to my mailbox.

God, thank you for answering our prayers.
Could you stop now?

Love,
Scott